Woman reveals she ‘died of embarrassment’ after boiler repair man spotted sex toy

A woman who was given a dildo as a joke from her friends has shared her embarrassment after her boiler repair man found it in her bathroom.

Jem Calvert, of Belfast, Northern Ireland, says she was cleaning her bathroom and got the dildo out and stuck it to the wall while cleaning that night.

But Ms Calvert said she forgot to take it off, only for boiler repair man Kris Millar to find it when he used her toilet the next day.

Ms Calvert shared her story online and attracted almost 6,000 reactions on Facebook.

She wrote online: ‘When I came home there was a man at my door saying about checking my boiler so I let him in and he asked to use the toilet and I was like ‘yeah there’s loads of bags and rubbish in there so just move it out of the way’ and I heard the door shut and then I realised about this stupid dildo stuck to the wall and I acc wanted to scream cause there was no tv or anything on in my house pure silence, just me and the dildo and my boiler man.

‘and this man obv had to walk past this dildo with it brushing his leg to pee and clearly thought I was being a big h*** last night

‘Please I am so embarrassed and want to die 8 thousand deaths I thought s*** like this only happened in f***** movies. 

‘Worst thing is he’s my regular boiler man and when he came out of the toilet he didn’t say anything to me complete silence and i don’t think I’ve ever taken a Beamer like it in my life no one speak to me for the next month thanks bye’.

But plumber Kris Millar became aware of the post online and even posted a picture of himself next to the same dildo.

He said: ‘The other day I was at a clients house fixing a boiler when I saw this absolute weapon on the wall, when I went out to talk to her she didn’t seem to give a flyin’ f****- just got tagged in this, turns out she actually did’